Bunco Thursday

OK, I think the prizes are done...

First Prize-Basket of self care goodies, foot bath, socks, candy, wine topper

Second prize-pink glass candle lamp

Third prize-dragon fly small stained glass thing and Christmas socks

Dinner-Potato soup
Homemade rolls
lemon bars
carrots & celery w/ranch
nuts & candy

To buy-Candle holders from IKEA
carrots and nuts

Things you can say on Thanksgiving and get away with it:

Ok, its a little naughty, but loads of fun!

1. Look at those huge breasts!
2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
3. It's Cool Whip time!
4. If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!
5. Whew, that's one terrific spread!
6. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.
7. Are you ready for seconds yet?
8. It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?
9. Just wait your turn, you'll get some!
10.Don't play with your meat.
11.Just spread the legs open and stuff it in.
12.Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?
13.I didn't expect everyone to come at once!
14.You still have a little bit on your chin.
15.How long will it take after you stick it in?
16.You'll know it's ready when it pops up.
17.Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that!
18.That's the biggest one I've ever seen!
19.How long do I beat it before it's ready?